wasps

So I decided to copy old blogs from my myspace page when I do not have time to write anything new. Such as now. I just came back from a highly stimulating evening with a bunch of fine, elegant edibles and good friends. Pretty sure I will have a headache at work tomorrow.

My life doesn't change that much, so a post from a few weeks back should still be relevant. I think so:

pretend this is the wasp nest above my door...scary

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Today I really missed renting an apartment. Why? Because there is a wasp nest above my front door. I was looking around frantically to see who's number I could call to remove this hideous thing. I mean, shouldn't the owner take care of things like this?! Oh yeah...drat. Sari was the one who first turned my attention to this as I heard "ARGHHHH!!! CLOSE THE DOOR! OMG WE ARE GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEE!!".

I looked up and sure enough, there was this thing that looked like a lump of smushed poo and a very angry wasp jealously guarding the poo. I calmly started screaming for dear life too. The only problem? We were outside and the air conditioning, bathroom, water, etc. was inside.

Sari then helpfully remarked that I should hire the wasp as an architect as he was able to grab smushed poo that looked very similar to my front doorcolor, like color matching, and that it seemed like very firm and strong smushed poo. I think it was at that point that I said something sweet like "you are strange, go away". Unfortunately neither she or I had anywhere to go.

I finally did get rid of that wasp nest, after much screaming, jumping, and praying. If you ever want to know what product you buy to kill the waspnest, eggs, and then how to remove the nest, ask me. I feel the need to share my newfound expertise with others.