Scared.

I am not a fan of birds. When one of them start coming toward me I am very scared. This past Saturday, I went to the San Diego Wild Animal Park. Very fun place to visit. The only drawback? Large birds get to walk around everywhere...and they are out to get you. You might just be enjoying your wrap sandwich, oblivious to the fact that there are 10 foot geese with their large black bills about to poke you in the back.

And here is my non-friend, the pelican. I cannot think how people think this bird is charming.

Birds of the world...please stay away from me. I don't want you pooping on me, pecking my eyes out, or coming at me in a whole flock of a billion birds. You and I cannot be friends.