Not Devious...
I'm not devious, nor mean. You might call me...honourable? Doing the right thing?
I made Michael a peanut butter and jelly sandwich yesterday. I've been fully intending to do so from the beginning, as I try to keep my commitments in times of adversity. I wanted to see if Michael would make the appropriate apologies/groveling though. Didn't work. I forgot Michael is evil.
I did find out he brought a burrito for dinner and so I was not sure if I still had a moral obligation to bring the PB sandwich. After consulting with Mrs. Lasko who assured me Lasko can never have enough food because he is wasting away, I went ahead with my plan. My conscience is clear.
In other Spanish class news, the teacher seems to be picking on Lasko and I. She called on us twice yesterday and I was pretty much caught red-handed. I had no idea what the hell she was asking or talking about.
Also, Lasko informed me that I am not his Favorite Friend Who is Also a Female Korean Pharmacist. Apparently My Darling Clementine has beat me out. I was unhappy about this revelation. I couldn't think of other Jewish Pharmacists though.
I made Michael a peanut butter and jelly sandwich yesterday. I've been fully intending to do so from the beginning, as I try to keep my commitments in times of adversity. I wanted to see if Michael would make the appropriate apologies/groveling though. Didn't work. I forgot Michael is evil.
I did find out he brought a burrito for dinner and so I was not sure if I still had a moral obligation to bring the PB sandwich. After consulting with Mrs. Lasko who assured me Lasko can never have enough food because he is wasting away, I went ahead with my plan. My conscience is clear.
In other Spanish class news, the teacher seems to be picking on Lasko and I. She called on us twice yesterday and I was pretty much caught red-handed. I had no idea what the hell she was asking or talking about.
Also, Lasko informed me that I am not his Favorite Friend Who is Also a Female Korean Pharmacist. Apparently My Darling Clementine has beat me out. I was unhappy about this revelation. I couldn't think of other Jewish Pharmacists though.
posted by Jessica K. at 10:25 AM
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True story:
I'm talking to my mother on the drive home, and I tell her Jessica got us in trouble in Spanish class. "I don't believe it" says my mother. "Because she can never stop talking, you mean?" I ask. "No, because she's loud...she got upset when I called her short. Please don't tell her I said that," replied my mother.
It would appear my mother thinks you have thin skin. I wonder why that is...
Also, how long have you known me? Do I ever grovel?
It's unfortunate, my loudness. Did she make a short joke about me? I like her...her joke must have gotten lost in the many short jokes Lasko makes about me daily. Please note, I am an average female size (5'4").
Lasko, you were fully involved in getting us trouble. You kept writing idiotic notes in class.
For the record, I provided 2 burritos for lunch, because one looked too small. I have no control on whether it was used for dinner. I provide dinner after Spanish. The burritos weren't very good, anyway.
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