Po-po's and me are NOT friends!
Yup. Speeding ticket. I was going a whole 44 mph. Whoohoo! Speed demon me. The funny thing was someone honked at me right before I got pulled over for going TOO slow and they were tailing me! I am the slowest driver in the world and I got a speeding ticket. I thought it was a 40mph lane as everyone was going like 50, but no...it was actually 30mph in that zone.
The honk must have alerted me to the police man who looked up and decided to catch me. So sad. I acted very contrite, which is apparently the wrong thing to do, as they will always give you a ticket this way. I have since been schooled. However, if the policeman heard the venomous thoughts going on in my head as in "YOU EVIL MAN! DID YOU SEE ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE ZOOMING PAST ME?! I JUST GOT A NEW CAR, DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME! MEANIE!!" he might have not liked that either.
In reality I just said "okay sir, sorry...won't do it again, thank you." THANK YOU?! What did I thank him for? For giving me a ticket for a hundred dollars for going 44MPH?! I'm an idiot.
Today I was also late for work. I left home 10 mins earlier than usual but for some reason the roads were just clogged up. I have had 2 lates this month, very strange for me. I should leave earlier, but usually I get to work 15 mins early, so this was just unfortunate.
I don't want to fill this post with sob stories cuz in the grand scheme, the sob stories aren't that bad. So here is my happy news...in one week I am going NEW ZEALAND! WHOHOO!!! I'm very excited! YAY!
The honk must have alerted me to the police man who looked up and decided to catch me. So sad. I acted very contrite, which is apparently the wrong thing to do, as they will always give you a ticket this way. I have since been schooled. However, if the policeman heard the venomous thoughts going on in my head as in "YOU EVIL MAN! DID YOU SEE ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE ZOOMING PAST ME?! I JUST GOT A NEW CAR, DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME! MEANIE!!" he might have not liked that either.
In reality I just said "okay sir, sorry...won't do it again, thank you." THANK YOU?! What did I thank him for? For giving me a ticket for a hundred dollars for going 44MPH?! I'm an idiot.
Today I was also late for work. I left home 10 mins earlier than usual but for some reason the roads were just clogged up. I have had 2 lates this month, very strange for me. I should leave earlier, but usually I get to work 15 mins early, so this was just unfortunate.
I don't want to fill this post with sob stories cuz in the grand scheme, the sob stories aren't that bad. So here is my happy news...in one week I am going NEW ZEALAND! WHOHOO!!! I'm very excited! YAY!
posted by Jessica K. at 10:29 AM
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I'm not quite sure what a P0-po is, but your use of a possessive apostrophe is most certainly incorrect.
Please look at the urban dictionary. And although it should be po-pos, it just looks funny, so I guess everyone writes it as po-po's. This is how I've known it to be written, and apparently so does most everyone else in the hood. I feel Nicole might throw a shoe at me if I explain further, and I will make her more mad at me, so I will stop.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=po-pos
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