They Won
So this Mother's Day, I sent my mother a REALLY big bouquet of flowers from Conroy's to her work. I also called her and told her what a wonderful mother she was and how I loved her kimchee ji gae with oranges in Yosemite. That's love.
Unfortunately the evil Jane/Sean duo made my mother breakfast AND sent her flowers. Cheaterpantz!
Crap. I would have won. I usually win. I do not like The Duo.
Luckily, I still won against the Mark/Hanah combination. Just a call. They are not a threat. Haha, sucka fools!!
I love you mom! You're the best! Remember, I'm still your favorite daughter...Sean likely had to remind Jane and this is no good. You did not birth him, he means nothing to you.
Unfortunately the evil Jane/Sean duo made my mother breakfast AND sent her flowers. Cheaterpantz!
Crap. I would have won. I usually win. I do not like The Duo.
Luckily, I still won against the Mark/Hanah combination. Just a call. They are not a threat. Haha, sucka fools!!
I love you mom! You're the best! Remember, I'm still your favorite daughter...Sean likely had to remind Jane and this is no good. You did not birth him, he means nothing to you.
posted by Jessica K. at 9:39 PM
4 Comments:
Jessica,
One thing I love about your writing is the short, pithy sentences (with no contractions, of course). It's totally you.
No competition right?
hmmm? i wonder about u! hahah:)
ur too funnie!
JDSA!
Justin,
One thing I love about your writing is the ability to incorporate pithy into a comment.
It's totally you.
I count 3 contractions by the way. I am getting better at colloquial English!
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