The Rest Of Disneyland
First, on the Jungle Adventure we were amazed at how entertaining and funny the tour guide could sound time after time despite looking completely bored and being forced to say the same exact thing a thousand times a day. They really do train them well at Disneyland. Seriously, if I closed my eye, I pictured this crazy tour guide pointing things out and looking excited, when I looked up...this guy with this face appeared:
After a few more rides we decided to go on Mr. Toad's Wild Adventure. My personal favorite OG ride. It was closed. Disappointment. What was open? Hmm...the line for Pinocchio was non-existent...let's try that. Wait...Arleen...did you see that?! No? Maybe I imagined it. In the beginning of the ride. Let's go back on the ride one more time...I have to check something out...
Arleen: Seriously?! That was the most boring ride ever. We're going back on it?!
Me: I just need to see if I saw something correctly...Why yes! I did see this correctly in the beginning of the ride. THEY CAGED A CHINESE BOY NEXT TO PINOCCHIO! WTH?! Why is a little Chinese boy with ridiculously slanted eyes in a CAGE next to lying Pinocchio?!
That was horrible enough to erase my face. Arleen thought the whole thing was rather cute and funny. J/K. No, she thought Chinese boys should not be locked up in cages either.
posted by Jessica K. at 8:35 PM
3 Comments:
In your history of blogging.. i think the "horrible enough to erase face" line is your best. LOL! HaaaHaaa!
Why thank you sister. Although, I do remember when you told me that the "even if I have poo on my face, LEAVE ME ALONE" was the best. I guess that was emailing though.
i saw the shout-out on angryasianman.com --
very cool.
oh yeah!! haha.. poo on face!
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