Marital Bliss

I'm not hoping for it, but I am afraid I might have annoying progeny. Was thinking of last night's conversation in bed... it went approximately (most, if not all, words are different) like this...

Me: Sweetie? How many kids do you want?
Tony: Huh? Sweets, I am really tired...have to get up for work tomorrow. Can we talk about this tomorrow?
Me: Oh okay! Sure! I understand.

...

Me: So...do you think we should do anything with the furniture in this room? Or should we keep it the same?
Tony: Huh? Sweetie...I really need to sleep. Are you not tired? Are you wide awake?
Me: Yes.
Tony: Oh...why don't you read?
Me: Great idea!

...zzz....zzz...

Me: Sweetie! Do you know what Dr. Gundry says in this book?
Tony: ARGGGHHHHHH!
Me: Oh! Did I wake you up?? Okay...will be vewy vewy quiet! Promise!

Hmm...it's inevitable. I will have annoying offspring.