The Evite I Received

80's Party

"Don your legwarmers, taper your jeans, tease your bangs, spray your pompadors, and throw on those l.a. gears or karate shoes as we get ready to moonwalk and do the smurf to the eighties THIS FRIDAY 10pm-2am at the best 80s club in hollywood! 80s attire - optional requirement! HaHa! Sike! We just want to see you there! This party is gonna be FRESH - If you don't think so, you're gonna be MOTED!

As this will be a party of two of my best friends, I really should go. However, I wasn't cool in the 80's...I'm not sure how to be cool wearing 80's now. I know it can be done--I've seen the fads coming back...I just don't know how.

I just don't think I can rock it like these people can: