That's Not What The Sex-Ed Teacher Told Me

conversation with my bro-in-law (who I am visiting in Nor.Cal this sat):

Me: btw, you are hanging out with me this sat afternoon.
Bro: Yep
Me: so...i wrote talking points: 1) where do babies come from?
Bro: The moon

So there you have it ladies and gents. We are moon people. Moonies.